For those who don't know me on IRC, I go by
Ng there, and I claim that the following log is the greatest IRC conversation that has ever taken place.
<koudelkat> He's such a boar <Ng> koudelkat: bee quiet, that's a terribull pun ;) <lilyj> Ng: No need to be piggish <Ng> pathetick ;) <koudelkat> I can't bear this any more :'( <lilyj> Now you've got koudelka cowed <cdavies> lemur alone, he's had enough. * koudelkat eyes lily's sheeply curves <lilyj> koudelkat: stop being so catty <koudelkat> I'm no pussy! <lilyj> true, you're definitely not henpecked <koudelkat> Don't egg me on. <koudelkat> Ok, we've milked this quite enough <lilyj> Chicken <koudelkat> :'( <cdavies> koudelkat: I don't think you've been gibbon enough credit. <koudelkat> then I shall crow in delight over the recognition <koudelkat> I don't mean to worm my way in though <cdavies> civet you've done now? You can your puns. <lilyj> ok, time to stop monkeying around <koudelkat> yeah, it's not cricket <cdavies> let me stick my proboscis in to this conversation. <lilyj> cdavies: OK, but just what is it giraffe-ter? <koudelkat> lilyj: nothing at all, he's lion <cdavies> lilyj: I can see you're a shrew-d operator. <lilyj> cdavies: No need to fawn <cdavies> lilyj: yes, deer. <koudelkat> you guys are doeps <lilyj> don't be a dik dik <cdavies> marmoset I shouldn't talk to strangers. <lilyj> cdavies: I was expecting "marmoset there'd be days like these." <koudelkat> she toad me the same thing! <lilyj> cdavies: it would have rammed the pun home <cdavies> If I can't think up a good pun soon, I may have to fall back on a meer cat joke. <lilyj> but ewe missed it <koudelkat> what an ass! <koudelkat> he should have mule'd it over more. <lilyj> cdavies: If you had responded to "he's lion" with "he's not lion, he's a meerkat" you could have even gotten a rimshot <cdavies> I didn't want to hog the glory. <koudelkat> I'm sure one of us would have swined about it <koudelkat> But we've no need to ham i tup <lilyj> probably not. we're too busy putting on hares <koudelkat> and steaking our own claims <lilyj> steering each other in wrong directions <cdavies> owl come right out and say it, this coversation makes me want to shriek and run out to the barn. <lilyj> a rather mousey response <koudelkat> we do hawk bad puns :( <lilyj> It's getting harder to ferret them out, though <cdavies> maybe it's time to clam up then. <lilyj> cdavies: I think you're just being shellfish <koudelkat> lilyj: you'd better krill him! <cdavies> don't mount him though, he's been known to humpback. <koudelkat> cdavies: not if she starts whaling on you <cdavies> yeah, squid pro quo for putting up with your puns. <koudelkat> cdavies: you're a sucker for them <lilyj> he wolfs them down <lilyj> damn, this conversation is just beastly <koudelkat> it has a tendency to dragon though... <lilyj> maybe we could sire a new one <lilyj> if everyone is done horsing around, that is... <koudelkat> you're such a cheetah <lilyj> you're going to have have to pony up an explanation for that accusation <koudelkat> that wasnt stipulated in the rider agreement <lilyj> don't try to jockey around the subject <lilyj> Your telling of tails gives me paws <koudelkat> lilyj: mare-ry me? <lilyj> koudelkat: am I the gorilla your dreams? <koudelkat> lilyj: i'm homoerectus for your man though :'( <lilyj> salamander of taste, I suppose <koudelkat> I'm actually newt-ral on the subject.. <lilyj> I gnu you would be <Ng> after all this punnery there's going to have to be some lion down <koudelkat> yeah, they've got no sole now <Ng> oh my cod this is getting bat ;) <lilyj> I can't be herring this correctly <koudelkat> We should really put lox on our mouths <Ng> lilyj: there there deer, it'll be ok <lilyj> now Ng is fawning over me <lilyj> salmon should stop us <Ng> noo! wevil got to keep going! ;) <Ng> frogging and country <lilyj> Ng: I thought bad puns were your bugbear <koudelkat> Ng: Flea while you still can! <lilyj> Fly away <lilyj> before the bull gets any thicker <Ng> eel brb ;) <cdavies> and with that, he's herring off in to the night. <koudelkat> i'm just gonna tuna you guys out <koudelkat> I dont want us to get into a roe about this. <lilyj> Ng: We'll whelk-ome you back with open arms <koudelkat> lilyj: he's such an urchin <lilyj> cdavies: Yeah, he left us to flounder about on our own <cdavies> always musseling in on our punnage. <koudelkat> he crabs all the good ones :'( <cdavies> he's sole'd out. <lilyj> what a rat <koudelkat> to another orca-stra. <cdavies> what a cheap skate. <koudelkat> let's make him walk the plankton <lilyj> he'd just fish himself out <lilyj> but i suppose we could just gopher it and see what happens <koudelkat> that's what he went to school for <cdavies> I swear, he's one of the pod people. <koudelkat> can't trust men of that elk <cdavies> you moose love punnani bad. <koudelkat> well, i do love critter-us <cdavies> Oh well, I can't just yak on. Must work. <lilyj> that pun will hound me for days <koudelkat> i'm gonna be feline it for days <lilyj> I might even bitch about it <koudelkat> I've haddock with you guys, I'm gonna work. <lilyj> koudelkat: OK, simian the morning and we'll continue <koudelkat> lilyj: I hope we can include frogging in the agenda, I've been bad. <cdavies> we wouldn't have to frog you, if only you'd toad the line. <koudelkat> lilyj: Meat you in the morning, then. <Ng> cdavies: he always weasels his way out of such things <cdavies> Ng: Oh, I didn't know, I'm newt to this. <lilyj> cdavies: that' stoat-ally untrue <koudelkat> we just spent an hour on delicious puns <koudelkat> i didn't even notice <lilyj> it was our dogged determination that got us through <cdavies> that and years of squirrelling away puns. <lilyj> But we were finally able to come out of our shells <lilyj> fur what it's worth <cdavies> and that the audience didn't let fruit fly. <Ng> I'm impressed, I thought it'd die out quickly, but you all kept beavering away <lilyj> cdavies: They're just gnat like that <lilyj> of course, sometimes they can bee waspish <koudelkat> I canter do this anymore. :( <lilyj> koudelkat: no need to get your gallop <Ng> koudelkat: come bacteria tomorrow <Ng> and your salvation shall be found virus <cdavies> you shouldn't ape jesus. <Ng> cdavies: he won't be back until the raptor ;) <kif> woah, this has been going on for ages <Ng> kif: I'll bison time while you catch up ;) <Ng> then you can yak with us! ;) <kif> sow you say... * kif just bees quiet <cdavies> kif: If you don't think of puns, you ruminant for the rest of us. <cdavies> and that gets my goat. <lilyj> besides, it probably won't beetle tomorrow sometime that we decide to stop <koudelkat> i'm horny <kif> lilyj: but you've ewe-sed mouse-t of the possibilities already! <lilyj> kif: Don't be a tit :D <Ng> kif: so start robin other peoples' ;) <cdavies> that'd just be cuckoo <koudelkat> lilyj: she just squeeked by <lilyj> yeah, don't just try to badger us into quitting * kif admits to being out-foxed ): <Ng> lilyj: we could surely take a little fowl play? ;) <kif> i prefer it when you guys just paste rude lynx (; <lilyj> like lynx from hornet? <koudelkat> kif: that's our of sty-le <lilyj> a crime against hu-manatee <Ng> our ewe-nun is good though, you get days off for good bee hive here <lilyj> well, bugger that for a lark <Ng> lilyj: don't get antsey <cdavies> termite be cake later <lilyj> Ng: Yes, mallard * koudelkat ducks the bad puns <Ng> koudelkat: don't have a cow, man <koudelkat> Ng: well stop with insect-uous relationships with lilyj <Ng> koudelkat: cheeky monkey! <koudelkat> butt of course :D <lilyj> ok, you're boar-ing me now <kif> I think he's just aping you now * kif wonders owl this end? <koudelkat> kif: we'll probably all flock to the icecream place <Ng> koudelkat: well flamingo then! <lilyj> kif: WHenever we're out of puns to panda to the masses <kif> oh deer ): <learath> Panda Style! <lilyj> don't listen to him, he's just raven * kif leaves you guys to rabbit on <cdavies> alls whelk that ends whelk, I say. <lilyj> cdavies: I don't swallow that <cdavies> lilyj: I cow-tow to your superiour wisdom <lilyj> ooo, mushroomtwo. i bet he sable to pun with us <lilyj> at least, he mite be 2007-05-10 17:38:07-!- mushroomtwo [firstname.lastname@example.org] has quit [Remote closed the connection] <lilyj> aww, heron away <lilyj> Ibex he'll be back <cdavies> people just flamingo-ing away away like that gets my goat. <cdavies> It's like they're coming the raw prawn. <lilyj> I just turn the other chick <cdavies> it just gets to me, I fillet deep in my heart. <lilyj> Dingo let off some steam <lilyj> no use letting it make you bittern callous <Ng> damn, you two are pun animals <lilyj> bullocks <cdavies> I've just got the gift of the crab. <lilyj> I should probably go to lunch. I'm getting a bit peckish <cdavies> Ng: I think it's your tern. <cdavies> Once bittern, twice shy I suppose. <kif> yous guys are genus <cdavies> guillemot hold it against you. <cdavies> but I suppose it could become auk-ward. <lilyj> kif: enough of your barbs <lilyj> gar-na go wolf something down <cdavies> if you're cooking, make sure not the char anything. <lilyj> howver, albino catfish. I can't abide catfish <kif> stop tigress-ing! <cdavies> lilyj: I trout they're edible. <lilyj> of horse they are <cdavies> maybe I'll cook some for you, salmon-chanted evening! <Ng> I hope someone is logging this for later reproduction as a short story ;) <lilyj> A Big Fish story? or a Fairy Tail? <Ng> lilyj: definitely a shaggy dog story <Ng> cdavies: you should cook up some rat-atouille and chick peas ;) <lilyj> toad in the hole <lilyj> maybe you could get mouse-cerpone instead? <Ng> ooh, I have tara-mouse-lata at home <lilyj> moose-aka <lilyj> baabaa ganoush * Ng had bull-ognese last night <lilyj> haha, terribull! <Ng> yeah, it was <Ng> stupid ready meals ;) <lilyj> m-eels? <lilyj> maybe I'll get some hum-mouse <lilyj> with a side of PETA...mmmm vegans