For those who don't know me on IRC, I go by Ng there, and I claim that the following log is the greatest IRC conversation that has ever taken place.
<koudelkat> He's such a boar
<Ng> koudelkat: bee quiet, that's a terribull pun ;)
<lilyj> Ng: No need to be piggish
<Ng> pathetick ;)
<koudelkat> I can't bear this any more :'(
<lilyj> Now you've got koudelka cowed
<cdavies> lemur alone, he's had enough.
* koudelkat eyes lily's sheeply curves
<lilyj> koudelkat: stop being so catty
<koudelkat> I'm no pussy!
<lilyj> true, you're definitely not henpecked
<koudelkat> Don't egg me on.
<koudelkat> Ok, we've milked this quite enough
<lilyj> Chicken
<koudelkat> :'(
<cdavies> koudelkat: I don't think you've been gibbon enough credit.
<koudelkat> then I shall crow in delight over the recognition
<koudelkat> I don't mean to worm my way in though
<cdavies> civet you've done now? You can your puns.
<lilyj> ok, time to stop monkeying around
<koudelkat> yeah, it's not cricket
<cdavies> let me stick my proboscis in to this conversation.
<lilyj> cdavies: OK, but just what is it giraffe-ter?
<koudelkat> lilyj: nothing at all, he's lion
<cdavies> lilyj: I can see you're a shrew-d operator.
<lilyj> cdavies: No need to fawn
<cdavies> lilyj: yes, deer.
<koudelkat> you guys are doeps
<lilyj> don't be a dik dik
<cdavies> marmoset I shouldn't talk to strangers.
<lilyj> cdavies: I was expecting "marmoset there'd be days like these."
<koudelkat> she toad me the same thing!
<lilyj> cdavies: it would have rammed the pun home
<cdavies> If I can't think up a good pun soon, I may have to fall back on a meer cat joke.
<lilyj> but ewe missed it
<koudelkat> what an ass!
<koudelkat> he should have mule'd it over more.
<lilyj> cdavies: If you had responded to "he's lion" with "he's not lion, he's a meerkat" you could have even gotten a rimshot
<cdavies> I didn't want to hog the glory.
<koudelkat> I'm sure one of us would have swined about it
<koudelkat> But we've no need to ham i tup
<lilyj> probably not. we're too busy putting on hares
<koudelkat> and steaking our own claims
<lilyj> steering each other in wrong directions
<cdavies> owl come right out and say it, this coversation makes me want to shriek and run out to the barn.
<lilyj> a rather mousey response
<koudelkat> we do hawk bad puns :(
<lilyj> It's getting harder to ferret them out, though
<cdavies> maybe it's time to clam up then.
<lilyj> cdavies: I think you're just being shellfish
<koudelkat> lilyj: you'd better krill him!
<cdavies> don't mount him though, he's been known to humpback.
<koudelkat> cdavies: not if she starts whaling on you
<cdavies> yeah, squid pro quo for putting up with your puns.
<koudelkat> cdavies: you're a sucker for them
<lilyj> he wolfs them down
<lilyj> damn, this conversation is just beastly
<koudelkat> it has a tendency to dragon though...
<lilyj> maybe we could sire a new one
<lilyj> if everyone is done horsing around, that is...
<koudelkat> you're such a cheetah
<lilyj> you're going to have have to pony up an explanation for that accusation
<koudelkat> that wasnt stipulated in the rider agreement
<lilyj> don't try to jockey around the subject
<lilyj> Your telling of tails gives me paws
<koudelkat> lilyj: mare-ry me?
<lilyj> koudelkat: am I the gorilla your dreams?
<koudelkat> lilyj: i'm homoerectus for your man though :'(
<lilyj> salamander of taste, I suppose
<koudelkat> I'm actually newt-ral on the subject..
<lilyj> I gnu you would be
<Ng> after all this punnery there's going to have to be some lion down
<koudelkat> yeah, they've got no sole now
<Ng> oh my cod this is getting bat ;)
<lilyj> I can't be herring this correctly
<koudelkat> We should really put lox on our mouths
<Ng> lilyj: there there deer, it'll be ok
<lilyj> now Ng is fawning over me
<lilyj> salmon should stop us
<Ng> noo! wevil got to keep going! ;)
<Ng> frogging and country
<lilyj> Ng: I thought bad puns were your bugbear
<koudelkat> Ng: Flea while you still can!
<lilyj> Fly away
<lilyj> before the bull gets any thicker
<Ng> eel brb ;)
<cdavies> and with that, he's herring off in to the night.
<koudelkat> i'm just gonna tuna you guys out
<koudelkat> I dont want us to get into a roe about this.
<lilyj> Ng: We'll whelk-ome you back with open arms
<koudelkat> lilyj: he's such an urchin
<lilyj> cdavies: Yeah, he left us to flounder about on our own
<cdavies> always musseling in on our punnage.
<koudelkat> he crabs all the good ones :'(
<cdavies> he's sole'd out.
<lilyj> what a rat
<koudelkat> to another orca-stra.
<cdavies> what a cheap skate.
<koudelkat> let's make him walk the plankton
<lilyj> he'd just fish himself out
<lilyj> but i suppose we could just gopher it and see what happens
<koudelkat> that's what he went to school for
<cdavies> I swear, he's one of the pod people.
<koudelkat> can't trust men of that elk
<cdavies> you moose love punnani bad.
<koudelkat> well, i do love critter-us
<cdavies> Oh well, I can't just yak on. Must work.
<lilyj> that pun will hound me for days
<koudelkat> i'm gonna be feline it for days
<lilyj> I might even bitch about it
<koudelkat> I've haddock with you guys, I'm gonna work.
<lilyj> koudelkat: OK, simian the morning and we'll continue
<koudelkat> lilyj: I hope we can include frogging in the agenda, I've been bad.
<cdavies> we wouldn't have to frog you, if only you'd toad the line.
<koudelkat> lilyj: Meat you in the morning, then.
<Ng> cdavies: he always weasels his way out of such things
<cdavies> Ng: Oh, I didn't know, I'm newt to this.
<lilyj> cdavies: that' stoat-ally untrue
<koudelkat> we just spent an hour on delicious puns
<koudelkat> i didn't even notice
<lilyj> it was our dogged determination that got us through
<cdavies> that and years of squirrelling away puns.
<lilyj> But we were finally able to come out of our shells
<lilyj> fur what it's worth
<cdavies> and that the audience didn't let fruit fly.
<Ng> I'm impressed, I thought it'd die out quickly, but you all kept beavering away
<lilyj> cdavies: They're just gnat like that
<lilyj> of course, sometimes they can bee waspish
<koudelkat> I canter do this anymore. :(
<lilyj> koudelkat: no need to get your gallop
<Ng> koudelkat: come bacteria tomorrow
<Ng> and your salvation shall be found virus
<cdavies> you shouldn't ape jesus.
<Ng> cdavies: he won't be back until the raptor ;)
<kif> woah, this has been going on for ages
<Ng> kif: I'll bison time while you catch up ;)
<Ng> then you can yak with us! ;)
<kif> sow you say...
* kif just bees quiet
<cdavies> kif: If you don't think of puns, you ruminant for the rest of us.
<cdavies> and that gets my goat.
<lilyj> besides, it probably won't beetle tomorrow sometime that we decide to stop
<koudelkat> i'm horny
<kif> lilyj: but you've ewe-sed mouse-t of the possibilities already!
<lilyj> kif: Don't be a tit :D
<Ng> kif: so start robin other peoples' ;)
<cdavies> that'd just be cuckoo
<koudelkat> lilyj: she just squeeked by
<lilyj> yeah, don't just try to badger us into quitting
* kif admits to being out-foxed ):
<Ng> lilyj: we could surely take a little fowl play? ;)
<kif> i prefer it when you guys just paste rude lynx (;
<lilyj> like lynx from hornet?
<koudelkat> kif: that's our of sty-le
<lilyj> a crime against hu-manatee
<Ng> our ewe-nun is good though, you get days off for good bee hive here
<lilyj> well, bugger that for a lark
<Ng> lilyj: don't get antsey
<cdavies> termite be cake later
<lilyj> Ng: Yes, mallard
* koudelkat ducks the bad puns
<Ng> koudelkat: don't have a cow, man
<koudelkat> Ng: well stop with insect-uous relationships with lilyj
<Ng> koudelkat: cheeky monkey!
<koudelkat> butt of course :D
<lilyj> ok, you're boar-ing me now
<kif> I think he's just aping you now
* kif wonders owl this end?
<koudelkat> kif: we'll probably all flock to the icecream place
<Ng> koudelkat: well flamingo then!
<lilyj> kif: WHenever we're out of puns to panda to the masses
<kif> oh deer ):
<learath> Panda Style!
<lilyj> don't listen to him, he's just raven
* kif leaves you guys to rabbit on
<cdavies> alls whelk that ends whelk, I say.
<lilyj> cdavies: I don't swallow that
<cdavies> lilyj: I cow-tow to your superiour wisdom
<lilyj> ooo, mushroomtwo. i bet he sable to pun with us
<lilyj> at least, he mite be
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<lilyj> aww, heron away
<lilyj> Ibex he'll be back
<cdavies> people just flamingo-ing away away like that gets my goat.
<cdavies> It's like they're coming the raw prawn.
<lilyj> I just turn the other chick
<cdavies> it just gets to me, I fillet deep in my heart.
<lilyj> Dingo let off some steam
<lilyj> no use letting it make you bittern callous
<Ng> damn, you two are pun animals
<lilyj> bullocks
<cdavies> I've just got the gift of the crab.
<lilyj> I should probably go to lunch. I'm getting a bit peckish
<cdavies> Ng: I think it's your tern.
<cdavies> Once bittern, twice shy I suppose.
<kif> yous guys are genus
<cdavies> guillemot hold it against you.
<cdavies> but I suppose it could become auk-ward.
<lilyj> kif: enough of your barbs
<lilyj> gar-na go wolf something down
<cdavies> if you're cooking, make sure not the char anything.
<lilyj> howver, albino catfish. I can't abide catfish
<kif> stop tigress-ing!
<cdavies> lilyj: I trout they're edible.
<lilyj> of horse they are
<cdavies> maybe I'll cook some for you, salmon-chanted evening!
<Ng> I hope someone is logging this for later reproduction as a short story ;)
<lilyj> A Big Fish story? or a Fairy Tail?
<Ng> lilyj: definitely a shaggy dog story
<Ng> cdavies: you should cook up some rat-atouille and chick peas ;)
<lilyj> toad in the hole
<lilyj> maybe you could get mouse-cerpone instead?
<Ng> ooh, I have tara-mouse-lata at home
<lilyj> moose-aka
<lilyj> baabaa ganoush
* Ng had bull-ognese last night
<lilyj> haha, terribull!
<Ng> yeah, it was
<Ng> stupid ready meals ;)
<lilyj> m-eels?
<lilyj> maybe I'll get some hum-mouse
<lilyj> with a side of PETA...mmmm vegans